Kiss
Puke
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
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