Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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