she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
His nipple licking is glorious
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