I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I need a beard to bite.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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