I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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