You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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