Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
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