Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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