And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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