If i come over, it means nothing
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
did you just send me my own nude
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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