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ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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