How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Randomize
