my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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