McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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