You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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