Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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