Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
You're like the curious george of whores
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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