The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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