look no pants
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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