Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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