Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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