So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Randomize
