so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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