Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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