Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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