got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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