Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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