so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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