ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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