I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
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