oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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