You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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