No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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