dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
he puts the penis in happiness.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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