Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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