How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
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