They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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