she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I need to sanitize my soul.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
