North Korea, Best Korea!
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
So many bounce houses so little time
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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