we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
you win again, gameday.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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