when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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