I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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