Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!�
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
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