just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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