There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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