You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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