I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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