That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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