I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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