I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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